Cersei and Jaime are the secret children of a legendary Stark greenseer but they are soon separated. Cersei is forced to Gregor Clegane and Jaime lives as an outlaw until one day he happens to ask for shelter at Clegane's Keep. Instant love. Gregor finds out Jaime is his enemy but he keeps guest right unlike certain people. They are about to have a duel at dawn but Jaime has no sword (that is, until he draws Oathkeeper from the nearby heart tree and runs off with Cersei). Meanwhile, their father wants to send Brienne to help Jaime in the duel but his annoying wife, the Harpy, makes him change his mind. Brienne gets to know Jaime and helps him anyway, but their father interferes...
Tywin would make a good Wotan. He has certain photos where he looks like Mr. Wednesday a LOT.
Stannis is a King Philip II type. Big defeat in a battle where no one would expect it, loneliness, one friend who tells the truth, marriage problems, a religious fanatic behind him...
Lord Wymnan is Falstaff with a Sweeney Todd vibe.
And Eric Halfvarson should totally play a Bolton. He has the eyes and he's the creepiest bass in existence.
Well, depends on the kind of Lovett. Barbrey is definitely not Angela or Patti. <3 She could be Helena, who is cute and all but so not right for this...
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This is awesome. Jaime's such a Heldentenor and Brienne is a total Brunnhilde type. I wish that this was an actual opera because I'd love to watch it.
Stannis is a King Philip II type. Big defeat in a battle where no one would expect it, loneliness, one friend who tells the truth, marriage problems, a religious fanatic behind him...
Lord Wymnan is Falstaff with a Sweeney Todd vibe.
And Eric Halfvarson should totally play a Bolton. He has the eyes and he's the creepiest bass in existence.
Wyman is Sweeney Todd, and maybe Barbrey is Mrs. Lovett? But she's not cheery enough. Maybe if Walda ever cheats on Roose with Manderly. :)