I'm only looking for canon characters and Wardens/Hawkes/Inquisitors.
- decent grammar
- no godmodding
- angst and tragedy galore because I'm evil (a little fluff here and there is fine)
- posting a little more often than George R. R. Martin releases a book
- no contemporary or high school AUs. I'm fine with different-era AUs but I draw the line around 1950.
- no mpreg
- sex scenes WILL fade to black
- no OCs
I'm especially looking to play:
- Cullen/Samson (I can play either)
- Anders/Hawke (male Hawke vastly preferred, I can only play Anders here)
- Anders/Justice (in an AU where they get separated and Justice somehow gets his own body - I prefer to play Justice here since I have experience with him)
- Cullen/Sebastian (because oh Maker, all that Chantry boy guilt and forbidden love)
- Anders and Sebastian because their dynamic is very interesting and it could go in several directions. Can be friends, enemies or even shippy if it's an AU.
- Anders and Samson back in Kirkwall, helping each other and developing a friendship
- Cullen/male inquisitors or Cullen/Qunari or Dwarf inquisitors because fuck Bioware
- Cullen/Alistair because king/knight romance sounds very sweet
Absolute NOTPs, don't even:
- Anders/any templar
- Samson/any woman
It's just got everything. Complex characters, development, humour, drama, deeper themes. And a great sequel.
Also, Cowboy Bebop. It's beautiful and has a unique athmosphere.
I just want to declare I still support His Grace despite all the slander from the usurpers Benioff and Weiss. They have very little understanding of our King and no concept of Lawful Neutral.
Seriously, why do Lawful Neutrals get turned into villains in so many adaptations? My poor Inspector gets this a LOT too. To the point where the cunt moviemakers often cut the Thénardiers from the second half so they can make him the villain.
- Jo Harvelle
- Rachel (and the point of her existence was what again?)
- Amelia, The Queen Of Boring, Lack Of Chemistry And Bad Acting
- Campbell cousins (didn't even bother to learn their names)
- 90% of Essos (especially Meereenese with names I can't even remember)
- Any Ironborn who isn't a Greyjoy
- Book!Marius (whiny little emo and a total dick)
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING OOOON
Warning: angst, character death, psychological torture
Fandom: Good Omens
Disclaimer: not mine, everyone belongs to Neil Gaiman and Sir Terry Pratchett
Characters: Crowley, Aziraphale, Hastur
Summary: Crowley knew Hell would eventually take revenge on him, but when they finally do, eternal torture would have been merciful in comparison.
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1 - Sam
2 - Dean
3 - Gabriel
4 - Lucifer
5 - Balthazar
6 - Castiel
7 - Crowley
8 - Michael
9 - Meg
10 - Anna
Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before?
Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Gabe is adorable and I want to hug him.
Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Cas? Sam? Pregnant? I think Dean would kill him.
Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine?
I don't really search for Meg-centered fics, so no.
Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple?
Crowley and Dean? They'd kill each other in about five minutes.
Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine?
Lucifer/Michael or Lucifer/Meg? I could see both happening but I definitely prefer Lucifer/Michael. I want Michael corrupted, broken and insane when he returns as Big Bad in some later season.
Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship?
Crowley discovers Gabriel and Michael? "Eww... angels. And they call ME a pervert."
Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction?
Oh yes, Destiel, finally! I could write twenty FICS about them, so... have something here. Not summary but rather ficlet.
(Endverse) Cas has given up any hope long ago. Dean grows more and more distant and looks at him with contempt. A day comes, when the autumn mists sit heavily on the camp and Dean is out on a hunt after casually insulting him again, not even noticing how much his words hurt. It's nothing new really. But something breaks in Cas. He starts off with absinthe as usual but quickly reaches for the heroine, which he would normally keep for nights. He injects four shots, already two more than he ever did, then shrugs and decides to continue, quickly, as long as he can still control his hands. Why not now. There is no future and Dean doesn't need him anymore.
After the seventh, he drops the needle and waits for the effect. The mists embrace him and he thinks back of times when Dean was still the man he rebelled for.
By the time Dean comes home and finds him, his body is already cold.
Q9 - Is their such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Lucifer/Anna? I don't think it exists.
Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Sam/Balthazar? Hm... can't think of any situation of hurt/comfort with these two, let alone title.
Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic?
Gabriel and Crowley would totally form an alliance to troll the boys and any angel who gets in their way.
Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash?
No idea. Is there such thign as Crowley het? And I haven't seen any Meg femslash yet.
Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose?
No idea, the few non-classical music songs i know are either metal or classical rock, or from musicals. None would really suit Meg.
Q14 - if you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be?
Angelcest, threesome, what is Gabriel doing here I can't even
Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Michael to Balthazar?
"Thou wilt have sexual intercourse with me or I shall smite thee"
Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight.
Anna: Oh, Mike, you're so handsome in this vessel, we should probably have se-
Michael: DIE FALLEN SCUM *burns her to dust*
Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having sex?
Crowley on Dean/Sam? "Why am I the one to walk in on all the incest lately?"
Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four and one to end up together?
Oh, don't even let me start! Sam is Lucifer's bitch in every sense of the word. It is canon, folks. So I could do Cage torture, or mind games with Hallucifer (my favourite) or simply have Lucifer!Sam and then bam, they are one.
Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
I'm pretty sure they do. I mean, Crowley is shippable with basically everything that moves. He's the Jack Harkness of Supernatural.
Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
What is Gabriel het? There is no such thing.
Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw one?
A lot of them, yeah.
Q22 - Would you write two/four/five?
No way that would work without everyone murdering everyone.
Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Today. But there aren't enough Balthazar fics.
Q25 - What is six's secret kink?
Watching pizza man porn, then trying things he saw.
Q26 - Would one shag nine?
Sam/Meg? Well, he once almost did.
Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top?
Crowley always tops and Gabe is a born uke.
I'm sorry about possibly giving you FEELS with my cruel Endverse drabble. I just love Castiel angst.
My sweet, adorable, master troll angel. Why. Why does it hurt so much? First time I ever cry on Supernatural.
I liked him from his first appearance (when we didn't really know who he was but, having seen pictures, I was like "wait, isn't the Trickster Gabriel's actor?") and then we realize why he went that way.
And then he stands up to Lucifer anyway, and he knows he's going to die.
And Lucifer is so sad about it.
Why was I given feels